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Hot Dogs. Under new management.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Rump roast?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Make me one with everything!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."