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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Rump roast?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Make me one with everything!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."