Food Manufacturing Gifts

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Maraschino, Inc.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

D.I.Y

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Ghostbasters 3

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Made in China.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Artificial Isle

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'