Food Tech Gifts

Artificial Isle

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

6 Brothers Falafel

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Cheese Secret

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"We're making progress."

'Teleport the salt, please.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

GM Kebabs

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!