Crop Management Gifts

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Cow Pat Planning

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Rural Cityscape

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

Sun for the Farmer.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Hair Raising

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

Record soy bean crop

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

Wheat Watchers