Crop Scientist Enthusiast T-Shirts

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"They’re real."

I fart more than that!

Okay, dig that one up!

HELLth Food Sprouts

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Cow and Milk

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

The worm that churned!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Police Cow!