Crop Scientist Enthusiast Mugs

I rotate my planting between watermelons and rutabagas. So you use the good crop/bad crop method.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

Milking the Cow.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Okay, dig that one up!

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'