Crop Researcher Mugs

Monsanto experiment

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

GM Crops Genie.

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

Bio Fuels.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"