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'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Leftover seeds."

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'I think it's a good display menu.'

Farmer Problems

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

"My first soybean."

Hair Raising

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

Agricultural Businessman.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Wheat Watchers

'How the hell do they get this shit to snap, crackle and pop?'

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

Cropped circles.

The Corn Zeppelin