Crop Cultivation Champion Prints

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"Leftover seeds."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

Monsanto experiment

'I think it's a good display menu.'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

Farmer Problems

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

"My first soybean."

Everything locally grown.

Hair Raising

Agricultural Businessman.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Wheat Watchers

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

'How the hell do they get this shit to snap, crackle and pop?'

The Corn Zeppelin

Not only are they edible, you don't even have to sneak up on them! Early in the domestication of crops.