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The Corn Zeppelin

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Gardening new year's plans

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

The Snowcow

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Hydroponic Gardening

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Hair Raising

The night cows fell on Alabama.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

'Sure I could do it for less, but my philosophy is if I can't make a decent living practising veterinary medicine, then I'll do something else. I could farm!"