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The Corn Zeppelin

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Gardening new year's plans

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

Hydroponic Gardening

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

Hair Raising

Boy on a cow in a field full of giant pasts.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

The night cows fell on Alabama.