Farm Daydreamer T-Shirts

'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Sheep In Curlers

Agricultural Psychology

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

The Snowcow

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!