Farmlife Dreamer T-Shirts

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Raptures

"Scuba cow"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

You complete me!

Agricultural Psychology

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Migrating cows.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!