Farmlife Dreamer Pillows

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Raptures

"Scuba cow"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

You complete me!

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

No, I don

Thatched roof car.

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Migrating cows.

'Where's my glove?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Cheesie Rider

You must un-learn bowel control!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Twitter that!

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'