Ranch Life Dreamer Pillows

Western Philosophy

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

The Snowcow

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Ranch Dressing

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'