Farm Life Fantasist T-Shirts

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Cheesie Rider

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

1,572 Performances.

Milkin' Impossible

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

A Palindrome Cow.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

#FAIL

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.