Farmyard Dreamer T-Shirts

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Tofurkey.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Sheep In Curlers

Agricultural Psychology

"I always knew you'd come back."

Thatched roof car.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

'This is a real barnburner.'

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

The Rudges' peaceful home

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Sheep

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Where we get veggie burgers