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'Someday, son, this will all be yours...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

A Gated Community.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

The Snowcow

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'