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Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Agricultural Psychology

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Migrating cows.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

A Gated Community.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

The Snowcow

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head