Cultivation Artist Prints

Gardening

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Horti-Culture

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

You will always find a spot to garden

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Arctic Hothouse

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Latinos in the USA

Tractor Art

I'm looking for a job?

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

Scarecrow Painting

Milk production

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

Gastro Gnomes

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'