Crop Connoisseur Gifts

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Leftover seeds."

'I think it's a good display menu.'

"My first soybean."

Cropped circles.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Baker

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...