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Dangling A Carrot

"Lay off the carrot cake."

Giving up carrots was the worse 20 minutes of my life.

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Snowmensch

International Carrot Day April 4th

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

'Uh, Frosty, I think I'll pass on that carrot juice.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

An aardvark falls in love with a snowman with a giant nose.

A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'