Crunchy Carrot Connoisseur T-Shirts

'She's a vegetarian.'

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Eat lots of carrots."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

The Butcher of 35th street.

Baker

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Don't you like it, Dad?