Crow Admiree Gifts

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

"Spring Chicken"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

GLOO!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Things we need to acknowledge

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Just when you think life can't get any worse."

"Harpy Hour."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Conducting the crows.