Crow Admiree Mugs

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

GLOO!

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Spring Chicken"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Things we need to acknowledge

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Just when you think life can't get any worse."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Harpy Hour."

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,