Crow Connoisseur Mugs

"I like it when it's just you and me flying. When we're with the other crows, it's murder!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

25¢ Ride the Pony

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You're amazing!"

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Faux Poop!

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Clown Watercooler

The Pooperrazzi

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'