Crow Conductor Aficionado Gifts

Conducting the crows.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Spatula Conductor

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Musical Cows

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

Burning the Scarecrow

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).

Vocal Masterclass

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"This job nothing to crow about."

"Who forgot the words?"