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Conducting the crows.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Spatula Conductor

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Musical Cows

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

Burning the Scarecrow

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

St. Paul's Church: Today's sermon - 'What is hell?' (underneath says 'come hear our choir).

Vocal Masterclass

"This job nothing to crow about."

'You haven't by any chance been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Who forgot the words?"

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.