Bird Conductor Devotee Pillows

Conducting the crows.

So you're a mocking bird...

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Why?"

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

Snowman

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Tweet

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

Interview a bird.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

Songbird on Vase

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

The Swan.

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'