Bird Lover With A Musical Twist Pillows

The Swan.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Vegetarian Birds

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bird Tweet.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Penguin