Bird Song Aficionado Pillows

'He's all chirp and no peck.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Nice jingle!'

Egyptian Football

French Early Bird

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Bird plucking a cello

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'We should talk more.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Musician

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'I love show biz!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Don't even think about it!"

Tweet

Snowman

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

'With NBC all those years, and never a bonus, stock option or retirement plan...'

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"