Bird Song Aficionado T-Shirts

'He's all chirp and no peck.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Egyptian Football

'Nice jingle!'

French Early Bird

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

Bird plucking a cello

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'We should talk more.'

Musician

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

'I love show biz!'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"Don't even think about it!"

Snowman

'With NBC all those years, and never a bonus, stock option or retirement plan...'

Tweet

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'