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'Nice jingle!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Bird plucking a cello

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

Stephen Collins Foster

Tweet

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Interview a bird.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

First Tweets of Spring

Songbird on Vase

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

The Swan.

"This sure beats barking."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Mom, Dad, I know humming is what we've always done...but I want to SING!!"

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Oh, crap. I just managed to get that stupid song out of my head."

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'