Bird Melody Enthusiast Pillows

'Nice jingle!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Bird plucking a cello

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

Stephen Collins Foster

Tweet

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Interview a bird.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

First Tweets of Spring

Songbird on Vase

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

The Swan.

"This sure beats barking."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Mom, Dad, I know humming is what we've always done...but I want to SING!!"

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Oh, crap. I just managed to get that stupid song out of my head."

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'