Birdsong Lover Pillows

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

Tweet

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Bird plucking a cello

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

Interview a bird.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Be Generous to someone.

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

First Tweets of Spring

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

Songbird on Vase

The Swan.

"Mom, Dad, I know humming is what we've always done...but I want to SING!!"

Four Calling Birds