Birdsong Lover Pillows

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

Tweet

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

Bird plucking a cello

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Snowman

Interview a bird.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

Be Generous to someone.

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

First Tweets of Spring

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

Songbird on Vase