Birdsong Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Interview a bird.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

The Language of Animals: birdsong

Songs of the Summer.

"Mom, Dad, I know humming is what we've always done...but I want to SING!!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Oh, crap. I just managed to get that stupid song out of my head."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

Snowman

Musician

Songbird on Vase

'Nice jingle!'

French Early Bird

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Bird plucking a cello

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Woodpecker House

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Estate Agents.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Tweet

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

First Tweets of Spring

"Bloody dawn chorus!"