Birdsong Fan Pillows

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Gustav Holst

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Bird plucking a cello

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Two birds refuel.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Pandemic Orphans

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

You are what you collect.

Snowman

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

Tweet

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Interview a bird.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.