Birdsong Fan Prints

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Gustav Holst

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Bird plucking a cello

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Two birds refuel.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Pandemic Orphans

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

You are what you collect.

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

Tweet

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Interview a bird.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."