Bird Melody Enthusiast Gifts

'Nice jingle!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Bird plucking a cello

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

Stephen Collins Foster

Tweet

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Interview a bird.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Songbird on Vase

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

First Tweets of Spring

The Swan.

"This sure beats barking."

"Mom, Dad, I know humming is what we've always done...but I want to SING!!"

'That parrot is really repeating on me.'

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Oh, crap. I just managed to get that stupid song out of my head."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'