Birdsong Enthusiasts Gifts

Bird plucking a cello

Life is for the birds.

'Nice jingle!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

Tweet

Seagull humour.

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

Interview a bird.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

First Tweets of Spring

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

Be Generous to someone.

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

Songbird on Vase

"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.