Birdsong Enthusiasts Gifts

Bird plucking a cello

Life is for the birds.

'Nice jingle!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Seagull humour.

Tweet

Snowman

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Interview a bird.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"

Be Generous to someone.

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

First Tweets of Spring

Songbird on Vase