Birdsong Appreciator Gifts

The Cat's Alarm Clock

First Tweets of Spring

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Nice jingle!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Bird plucking a cello

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

Freedom of the Press

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Guitarist.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

Tweet

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Snowman

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

Interview a bird.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Bloody dawn chorus!"

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

Songbird on Vase

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

The Swan.

*Chirrup* - 'Ah, the dawn chorus. Nature's gentle awakening.' - *Chirrup* - 'Gah! Let me sleep, vermin!'