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The Cat's Alarm Clock

First Tweets of Spring

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Nice jingle!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Bird plucking a cello

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

Celine Dion

Freedom of the Press

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Guitarist.

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Tweet

Snowman

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

Interview a bird.

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'