Birdsong Admirer T-Shirts

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

Lumberjack leaves the branch with a bird nest on it because he enjoys the birdsong.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Love knows no boundaries.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"It's time to wake up!"

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Ditto

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Peacock on skateboard

"Great set of pipes!"

Brava

Gullboy and Pigeonman