Birdsong Admirer Gifts

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

Lumberjack leaves the branch with a bird nest on it because he enjoys the birdsong.

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Love knows no boundaries.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"It's time to wake up!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Great set of pipes!"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Bird plucking a cello

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Brava

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ditto

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Peacock on skateboard