Birdsong Aficionado Gifts

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Geese's Thoughts.

French Early Bird

'Nice jingle!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

"Oh my God with the singing!"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Bird plucking a cello

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Musician

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'Bird menu.'

'I love show biz!'

Estate Agents.

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Woodpecker House

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

Snowman

Tweet

Clark's Nutcracker

I told you this was a swanky restaurant.

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Interview a bird.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."