Birdsong Aficionado Mugs

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Geese's Thoughts.

'Nice jingle!'

French Early Bird

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Bird plucking a cello

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Musician

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Woodpecker House

'Bird menu.'

'I love show biz!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Estate Agents.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

Clark's Nutcracker

Tweet

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Interview a bird.

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

"To be honest I used to hear more birdsong when I lived in the city."

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"