Birdsong Gifts

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"They're wonderful mimics."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

'Nice jingle!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Festive squad

Aimee Mann

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Bird plucking a cello

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

'Because they don't know the words.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"