Birdsong Gifts

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"They're wonderful mimics."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

'Nice jingle!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Festive squad

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Bird plucking a cello

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Aimee Mann

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

Musician

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

'Because they don't know the words.'

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"