Birdsong Maestro Gifts

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Music producers.

"Viola player coming through!"

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Bird plucking a cello

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'I think he is a composer.'

Air Sitar.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Montserrat Caballé

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

The Violin Artist

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Guitars

"People...People who need people...."

Tweet

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Choir Games

Snowman