Birdsong Maestro Pillows

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Viola player coming through!"

Music producers.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Bird plucking a cello

'I think he is a composer.'

Air Sitar.

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Musician

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Montserrat Caballé

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

The Violin Artist

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Snowman

Tweet

"People...People who need people...."

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Choir Games