Bird Song Maestro Pillows

Man conducts the songbirds outside his window.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Violin Practise

Music producers.

WHACK!

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Bird plucking a cello

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Air Sitar.

Musician

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musical Prodigy

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

The Violin Artist

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Montserrat Caballé

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Carols

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Tweet

Guitars

Snowman