Bird Song Maestro T-Shirts

Man conducts the songbirds outside his window.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Violin Practise

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

WHACK!

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Bird plucking a cello

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'I think he is a composer.'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Air Sitar.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Musical Prodigy

Musician

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The Violin Artist

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Montserrat Caballé

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Carols

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"