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Air Sitar.

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Three Ladies

Malcolm Sargent

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Kultural K9's.